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A Scotish lad named Roy goes into his favorite pub. The cocktail waitress serves Roy his usual drink and asks, "Roy, ya been coming here for a year always wearing a kilt. Why don't ya wear trousers like the other men here?"

 

Roy puts down his drink and says, "For the same reason you don't dance in the ballroom down at St. Peter's cathedral."

 

The waiteess replies,"There's no ballroom down there."

 

"Exactly," says Roy.

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