Travis Posted September 23, 2009 Report Posted September 23, 2009 We all know Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." routine. H'bout this? "You Might Be A Scroller If_________." Fill in the blank. Can't wait to see what you come up with. Have fun! Quote
Firedkm Posted September 23, 2009 Report Posted September 23, 2009 you might be a scroller if you love your saw more than the wife! Quote
greasemonkeyredneck Posted September 23, 2009 Report Posted September 23, 2009 ...there are more scrollsaws at your house than vehicles. ...you lie awake at night figuring out how to redesign projects so they can be cut on the scrollsaw instead of with other tools. ...if you've ever driven over a hundred miles just to have a look at a used scroll saw as a possible new addition to your shop. ...you think fine sawdust from your scrollsaw might be good for your complection. ...your wife has ever found scrollsaw cutouts in your dirty pants pockets. ...you move your hand to scrolling a portrait in your sleep. ................................you name your newborn Delta, Excaliber, etc. You get extra points for their name (first or middle) being olsen or flying dutchman. Quote
Christina Posted September 23, 2009 Report Posted September 23, 2009 Roflmbo........I've found scroll saw parts in my pants pockets lolol. This is just too funny. Thanks for the giggles. Christina Quote
Jinxy Posted September 30, 2009 Report Posted September 30, 2009 You might be a scroller if...when the other kids listed Michael Jordan as their hero you wrote Judy Gale Roberts Quote
wood-n-things Posted September 30, 2009 Report Posted September 30, 2009 when you blow your nose out comes a presto log. Quote
grampa Posted September 30, 2009 Report Posted September 30, 2009 If you get the names of your old saws tattooed on your arm....Paul Quote
Firedkm Posted October 1, 2009 Report Posted October 1, 2009 when you blow your nose out comes a presto log. rotflmao......Sounds like your sitting on the toilet! Quote
dankc908 Posted October 1, 2009 Report Posted October 1, 2009 when you blow your nose out comes a presto log. rotflmao......Sounds like your sitting on the toilet! Wood-n-things said "NOSE"! Quote
Firedkm Posted October 1, 2009 Report Posted October 1, 2009 when you blow your nose out comes a presto log. rotflmao......Sounds like your sitting on the toilet! Wood-n-things said "NOSE"! True but its the presto log that got me! Quote
chkorte Posted October 2, 2009 Report Posted October 2, 2009 You have a picture of your scroll saw in your wallet. You've ever sold a scroll saw and called the new owner to see how your old saw was doing. Quote
Travis Posted October 2, 2009 Author Report Posted October 2, 2009 ...You've ever sold a scroll saw and called the new owner to see how your old saw was doing. Too funny...keep 'em comin'. I'm really enjoying this thread. Quote
Mimi Posted October 3, 2009 Report Posted October 3, 2009 you might be a scroller if your pets smell like saw dust and you go to work with saw dust on you. I have done this a few times and yes my pets smell like saw dust . Mimi Quote
Travis Posted October 5, 2009 Author Report Posted October 5, 2009 You Might Be A Scroller If... When you're talking to someone, you can't help but to look for bridges between highlights and shadows on their face. Quote
Christina Posted October 5, 2009 Report Posted October 5, 2009 Roflmbo.......y'all are nuts! These are too funny. Presto logs.......geez! LOL Thanks for the giggles. Christina Quote
joscrolls Posted October 6, 2009 Report Posted October 6, 2009 ....you have more patterns than you could ever cut in 50 lifetimes....and daily add to the collection! Quote
Firedkm Posted October 6, 2009 Report Posted October 6, 2009 ....you have more patterns than you could ever cut in 50 lifetimes....and daily add to the collection! LMAO.....I think that is everyone here! Quote
Christina Posted October 6, 2009 Report Posted October 6, 2009 Yep, I'm pretty sure we all fit that one Jo lol............at least I hope so. Christina Quote
Travis Posted October 6, 2009 Author Report Posted October 6, 2009 Along the same lines: You Might Be A Scroller If... Instead of counting the number of patterns in your collection, you measure how many inches thick your stack is. Quote
Firedkm Posted October 7, 2009 Report Posted October 7, 2009 Along the same lines: You Might Be A Scroller If... Instead of counting the number of patterns in your collection, you measure how many inches thick your stack is. OH BOY!!!!!!! Quote
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