KIDS

[orangeman]

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:        Here it is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong

GLENN:      Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 

(I  Love this child)

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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:    H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O   
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TEACHER:      Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?

CLYDE  :        No sir, It's the same dog.   

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:    A teacher

[amazingkevin]

Tickled my ribs! :rofl:

[wombatie]

Loved the last one.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Marg

[Scrolling Steve]

Thanks for sharing ! :) :D !!

[Kepy]

As a former teacher, I can appreciate these.

[LarryEA]

All are humorious...   and   ...  I like Clide Too.

[ike]

they are all good ones

[GrampaJim]

Made me smile!

[Lucky2]

As a former teacher, I can appreciate these.

lolol, Kepy, as a former teacher, you've probably heard some replies even better/worse then these ones are.

Len

[Kragax]

My son is a Teacher and has a few of these.