Retirement Center

[jerry1939]

A nurse was making her rounds at a retirement center. When she went past Frank's room, the door was open and he was sitting on the edge of his bed, pretending to be driving. The nurse said, "Whatcha doin Frank?" Frank said that he was driving to Toronto. The nurse smiled and continued on her way.

 

The next day, the same thing. The nurse said, "But you said yesterday that you were driving to Toronto." Frank replied, "Yes, but it's a 2 day drive."

 

The nurse proceeded down the hall. Bob's door was open and he was dancing with an "pretend" person. The nurse asked, "Whatch doin Bob?" Bob replied, "I'm dancing with Frank's wife, he is on his way to Toronto."

 

jerry

[Dan]

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry...you would be a riot in a retirement home. Good joke,    

[Scrolling Steve]

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry !  

[LarryEA]

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob. Shame on you!

[amazingkevin]

A nurse was making her rounds at a retirement center. When she went past Frank's room, the door was open and he was sitting on the edge of his bed, pretending to be driving. The nurse said, "Whatcha doin Frank?" Frank said that he was driving to Toronto. The nurse smiled and continued on her way.

 

The next day, the same thing. The nurse said, "But you said yesterday that you were driving to Toronto." Frank replied, "Yes, but it's a 2 day drive."

 

The nurse proceeded down the hall. Bob's door was open and he was dancing with an "pretend" person. The nurse asked, "Whatch doin Bob?" Bob replied, "I'm dancing with Frank's wife, he is on his way to Toronto."

 

jerry

When the cats away they usually play.

[EarltheScroller]

!!!!!! Great story.

[WayneMahler]

Too funny

[Phantom Scroller]

hee hee hee

[Gordster]

Good one Jerry and its probably true

[jerry1939]

jerry