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A policeman spots a car traveling very slowly so pulls it over.

Inside there are 4 elderly ladies, three of which are very pale and quite.

He asks the driver why she is driving so slowly.

She tells him that she is doing the speed limit, it's 22.

The policeman smiling says, " that is the highway number not the speed limit."

Very red faced the driver apologizes and said she would remember that in future.

So the policeman lets her off with a warning, but before he goes he says to her,

"Why are your 3 companions so pale and quite."

She replies "Well we just got of the 189".

 

 

Marg

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A policeman spots a car traveling very slowly so pulls it over.

Inside there are 4 elderly ladies, three of which are very pale and quite.

He asks the driver why she is driving so slowly.

She tells him that she is doing the speed limit, it's 22.

The policeman smiling says, " that is the highway number not the speed limit."

Very red faced the driver apologizes and said she would remember that in future.

So the policeman lets her off with a warning, but before he goes he says to her,

"Why are your 3 companions so pale and quite."

She replies "Well we just got of the 189".

 

 

Marg

Oh my,I would have been white faced an trembling at 189,Thanks Marge :)

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A policeman spots a car traveling very slowly so pulls it over.

Inside there are 4 elderly ladies, three of which are very pale and quite.

He asks the driver why she is driving so slowly.

She tells him that she is doing the speed limit, it's 22.

The policeman smiling says, " that is the highway number not the speed limit."

Very red faced the driver apologizes and said she would remember that in future.

So the policeman lets her off with a warning, but before he goes he says to her,

"Why are your 3 companions so pale and quite."

She replies "Well we just got of the 189".

 

 

Marg

Well now Marg, I was stopped by the  police on Monday.The officer said it was a SPOT CHECK. So I had to own up to two pimples and a boil. :lol:  :lol:  :cool:  :cool:  :cool: .

Rob Roy.

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