tgiro Posted February 15, 2018 Report Posted February 15, 2018 (edited) A man and woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under the table cloth but the man stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and totally out of sight under the tablecloth. Still, the man stared straight ahead. The waitress, thinking this behaviour a bit risqué and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man,"Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table." The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No she didn't, she just walked in the door." Edited February 15, 2018 by tgiro spelling WayneMahler, Lucky2, jbrowning and 4 others 2 5 Quote
jerry1939 Posted February 15, 2018 Report Posted February 15, 2018 I still hate it every time that happens to me! Quote
amazingkevin Posted February 16, 2018 Report Posted February 16, 2018 9 hours ago, tgiro said: A man and woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under the table cloth but the man stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and totally out of sight under the tablecloth. Still, the man stared straight ahead. The waitress, thinking this behaviour a bit risqué and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man,"Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table." The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No she didn't, she just walked in the door." The cats away but not for long!Whoa! Quote
wombatie Posted February 16, 2018 Report Posted February 16, 2018 Man you come up with some good ones. Love it. Marg Quote
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