10 things about getting older.

[wombatie]

2. There’s nothing left to learn the hard way

3. Things you buy now won’t have a chance to wear out

4. You can eat supper as early as you like and no one says a thing

5. You can live without sex (but maybe  not without your glasses)

6. Your lovers aren’t worried about pregnancy

7. All of your friends are on drugs and it’s perfectly legal

8. In a hostage situation, you’re likely to be released first because the kidnappers are worried you won’t last

9. No one expects you to run – anywhere

10. People don’t call after 8pm for fear of waking you, leaving you to watch TV in peace

11. You don’t have to refer to your knees, feet, hips, eyes etc as ‘left’ or ‘right’ anymore – ‘good’ or ‘bad’ suffices.

Marg

[kywoodmaster]

Wow that is so true except #11 I can no longer refer to either as the good one.  

[new2woodwrk]

LOL - Good ones @wombatie

 

[Scrolling Steve]

Thanks, Marg !

[WayneMahler]

Thanks Marg they were great

[Scrappile]

Where are those "Golden Years"?

[Karl S]

Thank''s those words ring true for sure>

[jerry1939]

Thanks for brightening the day Nice Lady!! 

 

jerry

 

[amazingkevin]

23 hours ago, wombatie said:

1.  

2. There’s nothing left to learn the hard way

    

3. Things you buy now won’t have a chance to wear out

    

4. You can eat supper as early as you like and no one says a thing

    

5. You can live without sex (but maybe  not without your glasses)

    

6. Your lovers aren’t worried about pregnancy

    

7. All of your friends are on drugs and it’s perfectly legal

    

8. In a hostage situation, you’re likely to be released first because the kidnappers are worried you won’t last

    

9. No one expects you to run – anywhere

    

10. People don’t call after 8pm for fear of waking you, leaving you to watch TV in peace

     

11. You don’t have to refer to your knees, feet, hips, eyes etc as ‘left’ or ‘right’ anymore – ‘good’ or ‘bad’ suffices.

 

Marg

I represent all of these!

[tgiro]

I resemble them remarks

[Chiloquinruss]

OK I forget, what was number 1?    Thanks for the smiles, I like em'!  Russ

[Gordster]

Good stuff Marg....can relate to them all lol

[Lucky2]

Thanks Marg.

Len