Popular Post Gordon 121 Posted November 21, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 Finally I can give some advise back to you all, when stealing the wife's makes up brushes for cleaning the saw, don't steal the £30 contour brush it works great but wow was she mad lol Charlie E, Scrappile, Be_O_Be and 12 others 2 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be_O_Be Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 Sounds like you may have a death wish Gordon 121 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjR Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 What is yours is hers--BUT What is hers is HERS! Marriage lesson #1 amazingkevin, Be_O_Be, RabidAlien and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Just tell her how beautiful she is without make-up and get back to scrolling. Lol meflick and Gordon 121 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon 121 Posted November 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Cheers Dan, she told me I can go and do beautiful carving now she has removed the saw blades lol guess am shopping for new makeup brushes lol John B and amazingkevin 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John B Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Gordon 121 said: Cheers Dan, she told me I can go and do beautiful carving now she has removed the saw blades lol guess am shopping for new makeup brushes lol Wrap it up nicely and put it under the tree. Two problems solved Gordon 121 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawson56 Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 WOW!! I got the same reaction when I took my wife's emory boards to use,I had to go out and buy her 2 packs meflick and Gordon 121 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson142 Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Women aren't always forgiving when you find another purpose for some of their things. I once used my wife's favorite bread knife to cut sod around the contour of our walkway. Walkway looked great and so did the "new" bread knife I was so happy to purchase. amazingkevin, Gordon 121, OzarkSawdust and 2 others 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meflick Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 On 11/21/2019 at 10:23 AM, rjR said: What is yours is hers--BUT What is hers is HERS! Marriage lesson #1 Hmm, I think you and my husband fortunately went to the same school. The other “lesson” he tells newly engaged young men is a few simple words to learn, “yes dear.” but then also points out that on a few rare occasion, those two words can get you in trouble, usually he says when she asks does this make me look fat? For those rare occasions like that, he says the correct reply is you always look beautiful dear. May be why we have been happily married for more than 34 years. OzarkSawdust, John B, Gordon 121 and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon 121 Posted November 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 I use the word fine way too much like she asks me how's my hair, do my thighs look big in these jeans, is my makeup OK today etc all of which I reply u look fine might explain why am in the dog house so much I should move my saw in there I be quite happy lol meflick, John B and amazingkevin 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvdneal Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 I just learned long ago to ask if she needs another glass of wine and to stay away from the mess that is her side of the sink, closet, or wherever she keeps her stuff. Gordon 121, amazingkevin and meflick 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wichman Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 Just don't use her fabric shears .... for ANYTHING. meflick, Gordon 121, amazingkevin and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon 121 Posted November 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 (edited) Lol together we could write a book, "beginners guide to a quiet life" lol no matter what av done if Anne sees me looking at dog rescue centres and I say yes dear am thinking about getting u another dog all is forgiven lol only cost me £500 last year for her dog but worth every penny lol Edited November 23, 2019 by Gordon 121 amazingkevin and meflick 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Pellow Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 I would never dream of doing that and I had no idea that it was possible to pay that much for a brush. amazingkevin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barb.j.enders Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 8 hours ago, Wichman said: Just don't use her fabric shears .... for ANYTHING. Is that a lesson learned from experience??? amazingkevin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meflick Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 9 hours ago, Wichman said: Just don't use her fabric shears .... for ANYTHING. That's the truth. I learned that from my mother - she was the seamstress. There were 4 kids - we quickly learned DO NOT touch her "GOOD" Scissors! Wichman and amazingkevin 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wichman Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 1 hour ago, barb.j.enders said: Is that a lesson learned from experience??? Yep, mom was a seamstress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wichman Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 46 minutes ago, meflick said: That's the truth. I learned that from my mother - she was the seamstress. There were 4 kids - we quickly learned DO NOT touch her "GOOD" Scissors! Rule #1 don't touch the sissors. Rule #2 don't touch the guns. In that order. Gordon 121 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Scroller Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 Interesting so what number ward you in, do that let people visit. Gordon 121 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amazingkevin Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 I could not stop smiling reading all the posts. Never been married that's why!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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