tgiro Posted July 6, 2021 Report Posted July 6, 2021 Aged Adages ============================= My goal for 2021 was to lose 10 Kilos. Only have 14 to go. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza .... OK, I ate a pizza! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it. Senility has been a smooth transition for me. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented ....... I've forgotten where I was going with this. I love approaching 80, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money, so I got up and searched with him. Just remember, once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. It's weird being the same age as old people. When I was a kid I wanted to be older ... this is not what I expected. Chocolate is God's way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby. It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult. Marriage Counsellor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true? Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers. Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember .. Don't sing! I watch people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good just getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance! If you can't think of a word say, "I forgot the English word for it." That way people will think you are bilingual instead of an idiot. I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out. Coronacoaster: noun; the ups and downs of a pandemic. One day you're loving your bubble, doing work outs, baking chocolate cake and going for long walks and the next you're crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don't even like. I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humour suggests I'm 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet. I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I missed my exit. You don't realise how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up. Fab4, New Guy, jollyred and 4 others 1 6 Quote
LarryEA Posted July 6, 2021 Report Posted July 6, 2021 Wow what a collectiion. Some really good ones Thank you Quote
jerry1939 Posted July 6, 2021 Report Posted July 6, 2021 That was certainly entertaining. Thanks Friend. Quote
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