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[Docupton]

I have had what must be the worlds strangest request, this customer wants an hour glass to hold his ashes when he dies, he wants this mounted on a stand so that it can be turned. on the stand he wants some humorous wording, ie. turned in his grave. his name is fred and would like his name incorporated into the wording in a kind of rhyme with reference to being turned, I only have an area of 2 inches by 5 inches for the words so I cant use to many, I am struggling, can anyone help with the words or point me to a site that automatically generates odes or poems, I know this is a strange request but would be grateful for any help.

[DonR]

This is Fred's urn

Give it a turn

 

or

 

Here lies Fred

He turned up dead

[DonR]

Poor old Fred

He turned up dead

Now its his turn

To be in the urn

[Travis]

This is Fred's urn,

He's simply the best.

Give it a turn,

So he's head and shoulders above the rest.

[Scrappy Scroller]

My name is Fred,

And now I'm Dead.

With an hour glass Figure,

But I used to be Bigger.

 

Gary

[Jim Finn]

I told you I was sick.

[PawPawRay]

Found this for you

http://www.scrollsawer.com/forum/fretwork-and-portraits/46029.htm

[Docupton]

I think you are all as strange as my customer, with minds that work in a  weird and wonderful way. I thank you all for your efforts and for the link Paw, but my customer has decided on, 'Done to a turn'.

[Ken O]

Wow, just when I thought I'd heard it all....   "Done to a turn" isn't nearly as good as what you guys came up with. 

[amazingkevin]

WHEW THATS OVER WITH