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And God Created Canada

 

 

On the sixth day, God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said, "Today I am

going to create a land called Canada. It will be a

land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains

full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with

bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking

sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with

salmon."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich in resources so as to make the

inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants

Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the

earth."

 

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to

these Canadians??"

"Not really," replied God.

"Just wait and see the winters I am going to give them!"

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