Rob Roy Posted March 26, 2014 Report Posted March 26, 2014 (edited) Researchers at Glasgow University have found that Scots on average, walk 900 miles a year. Researchers at Glasgow Medical Association have found that Scots on average, drink 22 gallons of alcohol per year. That means Scots on average, get 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud to be Scottish.!! . Rob Roy. Edited March 26, 2014 by Rob Roy wombatie, sullyscroller, keefie and 3 others 6 Quote
Ron Johnson Posted March 26, 2014 Report Posted March 26, 2014 God, I should've been born a Scott instead of a Norweigian getting only 9 miles per gallon ... lol keefie and Rob Roy 2 Quote
Phantom Scroller Posted March 26, 2014 Report Posted March 26, 2014 Oh yes they probably added up the miles they walk to the pub and back and the times they fell into the hedges and walked back out again. Did you hear about the Scotsman who went into a Pub and saw this man who couldn't stand up at the bar, he kept picking him up and putting him on a chair and he fell off again and he then asked him where do you live and he show him his address on his gas bill and he said I'll take you home being a kind Scot and he helped him to his car propped him up against the car and he fell down again, he then got him into the car and arrived at his home struggled with him to the front door and rang the bell the lady answered the door and his said does this man belong to you? she answered yes but where's his wheel chair. haa haa Roly amazingkevin, keefie, Nick@tinkers-cove and 5 others 8 Quote
amazingkevin Posted March 26, 2014 Report Posted March 26, 2014 Now that is really funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Quote
Nick@tinkers-cove Posted March 27, 2014 Report Posted March 27, 2014 900 A YEAR?...Now if you'd ask me Roy - "Well I Would Walk 500 Miles" LOL wombatie 1 Quote
wombatie Posted March 27, 2014 Report Posted March 27, 2014 Roly THAT was a GOOD one. :lol: :lol: :lol: Marg Quote
LarryEA Posted March 27, 2014 Report Posted March 27, 2014 (edited) Rob, yours was funny also. Larry Edited March 27, 2014 by LarryEA Quote
Rob Roy Posted March 27, 2014 Author Report Posted March 27, 2014 900 A YEAR?...Now if you'd ask me Roy - "Well I Would Walk 500 Miles" LOL Hi Nick, sounds to me like you're a Proclaimers fan, judging by your reply . Rob Roy. Quote
Nick@tinkers-cove Posted March 27, 2014 Report Posted March 27, 2014 Hi Nick, sounds to me like you're a Proclaimers fan, judging by your reply . Rob Roy. Ooohhh No Roy - not so much a fan...just happen to accidentally hear them every now and again for the past 10 years (I hear they're touring again) - "I'm off to the shed to grab my ear defenders LOL" wombatie, Phantom Scroller and keefie 3 Quote
Rob Roy Posted March 27, 2014 Author Report Posted March 27, 2014 Ooohhh No Roy - not so much a fan...just happen to accidentally hear them every now and again for the past 10 years (I hear they're touring again) - "I'm off to the shed to grab my ear defenders LOL" a man after my own heart Nick, (what's left of it.) Quote
Rob Roy Posted March 28, 2014 Author Report Posted March 28, 2014 God, I should've been born a Scott instead of a Norweigian getting only 9 miles per gallon ... lol Nine miles to the gallon Ron????. I think you need a service . Rob Roy. Quote
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